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That's 14.

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I beg your pardon, but that was my drive, Jerry.

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I was referring to the number of golf balls
you've lost.

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At this rate,
this rounds going to cost �20 in lost...

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Cost, cost, cost!
That's all you think about, sometimes.

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Very well.

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I suppose I shall have to get myself filthy
looking for the silly thing.

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- (Cackling)
- Ohh!

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Jerry, there's a man!

10
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All right.

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All right, you. Come on out.

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Filthy swine!

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(Cackling)

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Good morning.

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What are you doing now?

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I'm raping Mother Nature.

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Don't be obscene.

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If you're found using the course as a rabbit
shoot again, they'll set the dogs on you.

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No, no, no, not rabbits this time. Nettles.

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Man has needs, nature provides.

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Very folksy. What are they for?

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These?

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Oh, well...

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You can use nettles for hundreds of things.

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Like what?

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Hundreds of things.

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He thinks he's being tantalisingly mysterious,
Jerry.

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Ignore him.

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Don't bother, I found your ball.

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Sorry.

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Bye.

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Aaargh!

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Man has needs, nature provides.

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I should find yourself some doc leaves.

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(Chuckles)

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Oh!

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- Here?
- No, more.

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More.

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- Well, here, then?
- No, no, back a little.

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No, that's too much!

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Oh, really!

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Oh, I'll stick a bit back on again.

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Jeremy, you know as much
about gardening as...

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(Motor chugs)

45
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Barbara.

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Hello!

47
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What have they got now?
It looks like some sort of dead animal.

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Hello, Barbara.

49
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More of nature's bounty?

50
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Yes, fleeces.

51
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We did a couple of days' hard labour
on this farm,

52
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and the farmer, Mr Greaves,
paid us with these fleeces.

53
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What's the matter with the man?

54
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No, no, we wanted fleeces.

55
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First it's Tom and nettles and now this.

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Barbara, what are you doing?

57
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Why, didn't Tom tell you?

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No.

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Oh.

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You can do such a hell of a lot
with nettles and fleeces.

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Fancy Tom not telling you!

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Bye.

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Their secretiveness has fallen absolutely flat
with me, Jerry.

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- Good job you're not a cat.
- What do you mean?

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You'd be dead with curiosity by now.

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(Chuckles)

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That rose bush, Jerry, is lopsided.

68
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Don't worry, I'm going to stick a bit back on.

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Give me the secateurs.

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Lady Macbeth!

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Ah. Found it.

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Jolly good.

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(Mutters) Here we go.

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How's my green-armed little monster
coming along?

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I hope this washes off.

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It turns the wool a nice colour, though.

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Yeah, dead contemporary.

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I'll put some more dye on now.

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When we patent this colour, Tom,
how about calling it Good Green?

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- Or Bilious Green.
- (Laughs) Oh, don't.

81
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Now, then, here we go.

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Once stung, twice shy.

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Now, then, come here, you!

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That's got you. Now sting me. Go on, try it!

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Get in there! That's it.

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Got my doc leaves, too, just in case.

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- That's not doc.
- Isn't it?

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It worked on the golf course.

89
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Mind you, it took so long to find,
the stinging probably wore off.

90
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And this is the man who says
he must have gypsy blood in him?

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Afternoon, Barbara, Tom.

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Look out, the council are trying to move me on.

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I beg your pardon?

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- Nothing.
- Hello, Margo, what can we do for you?

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It's the other way round, actually.

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I've come to give you the opportunity
of telling me what you've been doing.

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It must have been very frustrating for you,
my not rising to your bait over the last few days.

98
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There, Tom, I told you we could never
make Margo go mad with curiosity.

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OK, Margo, you win.

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Well?

101
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Well, what?

102
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For heaven's sake, what are you two up to?

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All right, faynights. Margo, we are making cloth.

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We're a cottage industry.

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It sounds quaint, but it's probably silly.

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Would you care for a tour of the works?

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Provided I don't have to touch anything.

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God forbid.

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As you know, wool comes from a sheep.
You did know that, Margo?

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Yes, of course you did.

111
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Now, taking a piece of fleece,

112
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we first of all tease it.

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Now, Barbara, the teasing process, please.

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Nettle rash.

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Nettle rash, yes. Now, are you ready?
One, two...

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4 Silly old fleece, silly old fleece

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(Blows raspberry)

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I think I'll go and listen to some music.

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No, don't! Tom, stop messing about.

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- Me?
- Yes, show Margo the carding.

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Oh, carding, yes. This is very interesting.

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These are called carders.

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They are not, they are table-tennis bats.

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With a difference.

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We used to play table tennis
on this kitchen table.

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And I got too good for you and you hid them...

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- Yes, well...
- _.In your tin box.

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- With your soldiers.
- Carding, please.

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Observe. Carding, right? Now...

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Taking a peace of teased wool,
I place it thus, right?

131
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Now, watch very carefully
because I'm only going to do this once.

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There we are, you see, gently does it.
Don't rush it.

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There we are. Now, reverse the bats.

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With any luck, we'll get a bit off.

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There we are. It's fascinating, isn't it?
It takes time but it's fascinating.

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Thank you, Barbara. Reverse the bats.
Now watch.

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See what I'm doing?

138
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Thus producing a rolag.

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What does one do with this rolag?

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You spin with it, Margo.

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Incidentally, since that spinning wheel
you bought turned out to be a musical box,

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you'll be pleased to know
Tom has made his own spindle.

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If my spinning wheel had been functional,
I should have been pleased to lend it to you...

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- Thank you.
- .provided you'd polished it before returning it.

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Stop nattering, girls.

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Observe, spinning, ready.

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Look at that, look. Look at it.

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It's like a one-way yo-yo.

149
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We've got a lot to thank
my Boys' Book Of Knowledge for.

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I saw an old Breton peasant do that once, Tom.

151
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Margot, would you like to watch me
dye some wool?

152
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Oh, yes, please, Barbara.

153
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Now, we are using a vegetable dye -
nettles, actually.

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The ones that I gathered,
if you remember, Margo. (Cackles)

155
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Isn't she wonderful?

156
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She gathers wool
and works willingly with her hands.

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Proverbs 31, I think.

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There you are, you see, Margo?
It turns it a lovely greeny colour.

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Yes, lovely.

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It's wonderful. Did you know you can get yellow
from onion skins and brown from walnut shells?

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Always provided, of course,
that you've mordanted your wool first.

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I presume that's one of your jokes, Tom.

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Or is it just bad grammar?

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No, no, no, straight up.

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You run the wool through a solution of alum
to make the dye fast - mordanting.

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The alum is the only thing we had to pay for.

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You've obviously researched
the whole thing thoroughly,

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even if it has had the result
of ruining your kitchen.

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There's more.
We've ruined our big room as well.

170
00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:01,714
Barbara?

171
00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:05,151
Care to conclude your tour
by passing through to the Arkwright room?

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He was a northerner, wasn't he?

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Yeah.

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Welcome to t'mill, lass.

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Oh, a loom!

176
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Did you make this as well, Tom?

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Yes, I'm thinking of making a nuclear reactor
tomorrow.

178
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We bought it with some of the profits
of our soft fruit. Would you like a demo?

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- Do you mean a demonstration?
- Would you like one?

180
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How fascinating. Yes, please.

181
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They laughed when she sat down to play.

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But then she took lessons in night school

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and hey presto.

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4 Boom-ta-ta-boom

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4 Ta-ta boom, ta-boom, boom!

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4 Boom, boom, boom, boom-boom

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Bravo!

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- Not bad, eh?
- Charming!

189
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Perhaps you would make me some,
if you have the time.

190
00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:54,789
What do you think Barbara is making, Margo?

191
00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:56,638
It's a couvert cloth, isn't it?

192
00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:59,320
I do so prefer individual place settings,
don't you?

193
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It's going to be a bit bigger than that.

194
00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:03,113
We intend to make clothes.

195
00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:05,151
- Clothes?
- Anybody home?

196
00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,191
In here, Jerry.

197
00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,438
Ah!

198
00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:13,436
So that's what all the secrecy was about.

199
00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:16,919
You've formed yourselves into a weaving tong,
have you?

200
00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:20,157
"Good evening, Margo.
Have you had a pleasant day?"

201
00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,598
Sorry, darling. Hello.

202
00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:25,511
Would you care for a tour of the works?

203
00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:26,516
No.

204
00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,517
Go on, I'll show you how to weave in tune.

205
00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:30,995
Not at the moment.
Darling, the balloon has gone up.

206
00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:33,634
Sir has invited us to dinner at The Fatted Calf.

207
00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:36,559
Only us? What about his other top executives?

208
00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:39,877
- Jerry is a top executive!
- Shut up, Tom, this is serious.

209
00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:43,595
It looks as if old sir is finally going to retire
and name a successor.

210
00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,551
Oh, do you think you're going to get it?

211
00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,240
It's possible
but we're not the only people invited.

212
00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:50,351
Snetterton and Dalby are in on it too.

213
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,471
Oh. Oh, do let's sit down.

214
00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:54,830
Jerry, what do you think your chances are?

215
00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:57,871
Well, Dalby's no danger.

216
00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:00,639
He has a brilliant mind
but his conversation is nil.

217
00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:03,593
- Apart from the giggling, of course.
- That's just nerves.

218
00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:08,032
Maybe, but you must admit it does make him
socially unacceptable - as does his wife.

219
00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:11,072
Well, that's Dalby out.
What about this Snetterton?

220
00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:14,795
I remember Snhetterton.
A magnificent crawler but nasty with it.

221
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,958
Yes, horrible man.
Do you know what he did at Christmas?

222
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:22,039
He waited to see what we gave Andrew
then bought something more expensive.

223
00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:23,991
Oh, one of those.

224
00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:28,159
Well, I rather fancy I've got something
up my sleeve to outcrawl him with this time.

225
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,953
You don't crawl, Jerry. You manoeuvre.

226
00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,911
Thank you, darling.

227
00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:37,991
I'll just slip that across to him at dinner time.
Have a look, Tom.

228
00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:40,111
What have we here? Hello, look at this.

229
00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:42,913
'Admin and production costs,
personnel breakdowns,

230
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,349
streamlining overheads,
improved input-output ratios..."

231
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,834
What does all that mean?

232
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:51,954
It's a detailed and costed plan of the way I think
JIM could expand, for the minimum outlay.

233
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,469
I've been working on it for some time at home.

234
00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:57,114
- Get out of that, Snetterton.
- Wretched man.

235
00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:59,720
When they make you managing director, Jerry...

236
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,353
If, if, darling.

237
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:04,518
If, then. I think your first act should be to fire him.

238
00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,710
A touch of the old Caligulas, eh?

239
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,912
The Roman Empire lasted rather a long time,
Barbara.

240
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,031
Not many of the emperors did, though.

241
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:14,151
Anyway, what is Mrs Snetterton like?

242
00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:18,673
He's not married. He keeps telling Sir
that the only wife he wants is the company.

243
00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:20,711
- Cunning.
- Yes.

244
00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:23,559
I think we'll let the real reason remain unspoken.

245
00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,279
He isn't, Margo.

246
00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,510
- Lovely touch, lovely touch.
- What's that?

247
00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:31,153
This bit. Listen to this.

248
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:36,798
"Recouping sufficient funds from the withdrawal
of Luncheon Vouchers to first floor employees

249
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,992
to have made a bust
of the retiring managing director."

250
00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:41,633
I was rather proud of that bit.

251
00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:44,194
Old Sir in bronze in the middle of Reception.

252
00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:46,629
It's a trump card, I don't see how you can fail.

253
00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:48,557
It's a beautifully turned out format.

254
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,599
Thanks.

255
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:54,598
Perhaps one day,
they'll be making a bust of you, Jerry.

256
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,551
To put in the Rogues Gallery?

257
00:12:57,680 --> 00:13:01,071
I think you confuse roguishness
with expediency, Barbara.

258
00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,918
Do l7

259
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:09,352
Oh, well. Anyway, tell us, Margo.
What are you going to wear for this dinner?

260
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:12,518
Oh, yes, of course.
I shall need something totally new.

261
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:15,678
Here we go, chequebooks at the slope.
Barbara, stand in the corner.

262
00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,711
No, no, no, Margo's perfectly right.

263
00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,876
I shall have to be totally kitted out as well.

264
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,479
What do you fancy, darling?

265
00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:25,991
I don't know. What do you think is right
for this sort of occasion? Long or short?

266
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,831
BOTH: Long.

267
00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:31,952
Maybe a very bright print on wild silk.

268
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,991
No, too flamboyant.

269
00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:36,800
- What about tape silk?
- Tom! This is very serious.

270
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:39,309
I thinks something like a sort of vivid pink,

271
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,716
rather low-cut, with a swirling cape.

272
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:44,837
Eh, guv'nor, what are they talking about?

273
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,998
It's a secret language.
It usually turns out all right.

274
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:51,920
Thank you, Jerry. Maybe if the cape
had pleated layers of chiffon...

275
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,758
No, too flouncy.

276
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:57,475
I see you in sky-blue velvet
with matching accessories, Jerry.

277
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:02,638
As long as I can outdo Snetterton in his mohair,
I don't care.

278
00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:04,671
Classic black Jersey silk.

279
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,472
Yes...

280
00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:08,591
or white, with a high neck and long...

281
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,631
No, that'll look too bridal.

282
00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:12,799
Stop, I've got it!

283
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:15,639
Jerry, put your chequebook away.
Come over here.

284
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,671
Come on. Right.

285
00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,791
Stand over there. Face up that way.

286
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,831
Pull yourself together. Right.

287
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:24,554
Barbara... Write this down, will you, Barbara?

288
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,591
Chest: 108.

289
00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:28,631
Outside arm: 84.

290
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,671
- Inside leg...
- Get off!

291
00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:34,475
3.

292
00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:40,434
I'm sorry, I thought you'd like a suit
made from our special material.

293
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:44,474
(As tailor) It's nice stuff, beautiful stuff.
Feel that, it's lovely.

294
00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:46,793
I'm off army surplus.

295
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,992
Cheek! That's all from natural sources, that is.

296
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,713
Probably looked better on the sheep.

297
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,751
Put the order book away, Barbara.

298
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,360
He's one of the less discerning members
of the public.

299
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:57,993
When is this dinner, Jerry?

300
00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:00,919
- Wednesday.
- Oh, you'd have been out of luck, anyway.

301
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,951
I've got to weave Tom a suit first.

302
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,991
- Out of that?
- Yes.

303
00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:07,031
I thought you were joking earlier.

304
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:10,471
Do you mean you're going to walk around
in a suit made of that?

305
00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,193
Yes, I shall look very different.

306
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,950
Well, Robinson Crusoe looked different.

307
00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:19,471
That's not a bad idea, you know.

308
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,238
We might try animal skins next.

309
00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:23,271
- Troglodytes.
- Gracious livers.

310
00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:26,594
No, seriously. Say we get a couple of rabbits.

311
00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:28,631
Wait a couple of weeks, we've got 86.

312
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,520
Ah... a wonderful little woman.

313
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,551
(Whistles)

314
00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:42,230
That's it. Lovely.

315
00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:58,869
How's the soup?

316
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,758
It's different.

317
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,911
Do you like it?

318
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:12,079
Well, I always say that if my wife takes
the trouble to cook a meal, I should eat it.

319
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,111
But do you like it?

320
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,313
It stinks.

321
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,351
It does, doesn't it?

322
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:22,791
You see, we had these nettles left over
so I thought we'd try some free soup.

323
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:26,231
I admire the philosophy, love,
but it doesn't make the soup taste better.

324
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,510
Gypsies say it keeps your blood pure.

325
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,676
What about your taste buds?

326
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,360
Oh, all right. Back to the drawing board.

327
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,993
Sorry.

328
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,792
What's next, hedgehog?

329
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,631
You've guessed!

330
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,830
No, chicken, actually. Olivia.

331
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,871
Chicken Olivia, eh?

332
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,998
I don't think I know that.

333
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:50,829
No, Olivia was the name of the chicken
I shot this morning with your air pistol.

334
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,314
Oh!

335
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:55,549
Oh.

336
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,398
Yeah, you're...

337
00:16:57,440 --> 00:17:01,070
You're not so sentimental about murdering
one of our animals, are you?

338
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,031
I am.

339
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:05,356
I'm just not as bad as you are, that's all.

340
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,391
Yes, well...

341
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,431
She was one of my favourites.

342
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:13,797
Good evening, Barbara, good evening, Tom.
Sorry, you're eating.

343
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:15,831
No, come in. It's not ready yet.

344
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:18,474
We're having roast grass snake.
It takes a while to cook.

345
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,591
I wouldn't put that past you, either.

346
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,631
Well, how do we look?

347
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,916
Magnificent, elegant, superb, rich.

348
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,917
And you look quite nice too, Margo.

349
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:32,030
Margo, if I didn't know you and saw you
for the first time, I'd say,

350
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,469
"There is the wife of a managing director."

351
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:38,229
Or I would say, "There is the wife of a man
who's going to be a managing director

352
00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:40,351
and she wasn't being too obvious."

353
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:44,871
Thank you, Barbara. That's exactly the sort
of balance I was hoping to achieve.

354
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:48,234
It's wonderful how they understand each other.

355
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,317
Margo, really, you look great.

356
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,192
Care to sit down? I can wash some chairs.

357
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,833
Thank you.

358
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,440
I think we'd better shoot off.
We don't want to be late.

359
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,471
Pity, cos Barbara's just finished my suit.

360
00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:01,672
You could see what the really best-dressed
man about town is wearing.

361
00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:04,792
Well, I'm sure it looks very nice,
Tom... considering.

362
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:07,070
- How kind!
- Well, you know what I mean.

363
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,554
Check all systems. Petty cash?

364
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:09,715
- Yes.
- Car keys?

365
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,114
- Yes.
- Hand bag, Margo?

366
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:11,991
Yes.

367
00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:14,554
Clean underclothes, in case you get run over?

368
00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:19,511
And you were being so nice, too.

369
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,995
And, Jerry, you mustn't forget your format.

370
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,395
Absolutely. Mustn't forget the secret weapon.

371
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,431
Oh, well, good luck, then.

372
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,790
- Thank you, Barbara.
- Good luck, Margo.

373
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,831
Thank you so much. Fingers crossed.

374
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,871
Have a lovely time and don't panic.

375
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:35,309
- Have a smashing time.
- Bye.

376
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,031
Yeah, very nice.

377
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:42,278
I don't suppose they'll have any smelly
nettle soup and a roast chicken...

378
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,152
who was called Olivia.

379
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:46,989
Give in?

380
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,951
Yes, sir.

381
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,991
It's a one-legged dvvan'!

382
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,351
(Sycophantic laughter)

383
00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:01,592
Oh, you're a very witty man, you know that?

384
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,199
Well, I...

385
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,834
He has us in fits at the office sometimes,
don't you, sir?

386
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:10,192
But you know when to snap into action
when there's work to be done, too, sir.

387
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,719
Absolutely, Snetterton.

388
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:13,751
- (Laughs)
- Donald!

389
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,518
Don't!

390
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:16,550
Sorry.

391
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:18,477
Do you know any more, sir?

392
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,511
Yes, I do, Jerry, but...

393
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:24,394
Now I'm afraid we're coming to
the serious part of the evening.

394
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:25,760
I er...

395
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,791
Oh, God, I'm asilly old fool.

396
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:30,998
- You're not, sir.
- Yes, lam.

397
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:36,196
Now it comes to it,
I don't really know how to let go.

398
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,550
I'm not sure how you're going to take this.

399
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,910
Well, I'll just come straight out with it.

400
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,998
I shall be retiring from the company
at the end of this month.

401
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,110
- Oh, no!
- Heavens!

402
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:47,912
How tragic!

403
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:51,474
It's very good of you to say so, my dear, but...

404
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:56,435
Well, I'm an old warhorse
and it's about time I put myself out to er...

405
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:57,231
Stud?

406
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,758
Pasture, Dalby, pasture.

407
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:03,309
Of course.

408
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:06,749
I've had a good innings. I've seen JUM grow,

409
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:12,591
from an ordinary-sized domestic company into...
well, a pretty passable international setup.

410
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,278
Hear hear.

411
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:19,759
Under your aegis, sir, output has increased
by 200 per cent in eight fiscal years.

412
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,918
Overseas figures show a 52.8 per cent rise...

413
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,951
Yes, very good, Dalby, yes.

414
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,355
But tonight is not the night for figures.

415
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,993
Sorry.

416
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:34,672
So now the old warhorse just wanted
to say goodbye to his lieutenants,

417
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,313
to his...

418
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,112
to his chums.

419
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,873
How old are you?

420
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,638
Absolutely, Mrs Dalby.

421
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,432
Might I say a few words?

422
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:46,515
Yes, do, Jerry.

423
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,551
I think I can speak for all of us, sir,

424
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:52,230
when I say that your announcement tonight
has come as quite a shock.

425
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,429
Hear hear.

426
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,471
But if it must be, then it must be.

427
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,834
And I know that I can speak for everyone at JJM,

428
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:03,272
from those persons down on despatch
to ourselves on the sixth floor,

429
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,436
when I say that you will be a great loss.

430
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:08,832
- A ship without a captain, Jerry.
- Absolutely, sir.

431
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,871
Well, bless you, my dear.

432
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,672
(Clears throat)
Donald would like to propose a toast.

433
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:15,676
Donald?

434
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:17,711
Eh? Oh, yes.

435
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,751
Well, gentlemen...

436
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,633
(Laughs nervously) ..and ladies, of course.

437
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,031
Will you raise your glasses...

438
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,309
Oh, dear.

439
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,351
I haven't anything in mine.

440
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:32,870
Waiter?

441
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:36,276
I think what Dalby's trying to say, sir, is...

442
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,311
Good luck, good health,

443
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:41,876
and many happy years
of well-earned retirement.

444
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,673
And if I may add a personal note, sir,

445
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:48,634
may I say that I think you've deserved
every last second of it?

446
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:49,795
To you, sir.

447
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,559
More affection, Mr Snetterton, more affection.

448
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:53,829
To Andrew.

449
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,631
To... To Andy.

450
00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,671
Even without a drink.

451
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,072
Don't, Donald!

452
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,751
Well, you're all very kind.

453
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,791
And now we come to the future.

454
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:11,796
Who is going to be
JIM's next captain of the ship?

455
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:16,596
Well, this is all so sudden. I shouldn't think
anyone here's given it a moment's thought.

456
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,119
We hadn't, had we, Jerry?

457
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,992
No, darling.

458
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,395
Even so, it has to be faced, Margo.

459
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:24,911
Even without me, life must go on.

460
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,560
And [ think we're all intelligent enough to realise

461
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:33,595
that by inviting you here tonight,
my successor is going to be one of you.

462
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,756
Setting emotion aside for one moment,

463
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,996
yes, I think we are intelligent enough,

464
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:41,919
otherwise we shouldn't be here, should we?

465
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,676
Vintage Snetterton, eh, Snetterton?

466
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,473
I'm afraid people have to take me
as they find me, sir.

467
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:49,557
We certainly always have, Mr Snetterton.

468
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,318
Here's the rub.

469
00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:57,638
L'shall not be announcing my successor
until the last moment before I leave.

470
00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:02,311
He who replaces me is going to have to be
absolutely the right chap.

471
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:04,078
Hear hear, sir.

472
00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:06,111
Quite unfair, but snap question.

473
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,993
What makes you think you've got what it takes?

474
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:11,755
Snetterton?

475
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,911
When you interviewed me, sir,

476
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,837
first time,

477
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,996
back in 71, I believe, I expect you...

478
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,031
(Spoon tapping)

479
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:26,431
You said to me...

480
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:29,677
You said, "Young man," you said,
"What do you want of JUM?"

481
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:31,631
Do you remember my answer, sir?

482
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:32,795
Well...

483
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,116
I said, "I want your job."

484
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,319
Yes, I did, but I wasn't saying that
as a megalomaniac.

485
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:44,589
Oh, no, no, no.

486
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,439
I want your job because
I believe in this company.

487
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,949
I think I can maintain the high standards...

488
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,432
that you have set.

489
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,471
Attack, eh, Snetty?

490
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,511
I've always admired your attack.

491
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,358
Very good, indeed.

492
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,311
- Except...
- Leadbetter.

493
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:03,478
With respect, Snetterton,
you've only dealt with half of it.

494
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,511
The future, Andrew said.

495
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:10,350
Good gracious, I believe all of us here realise
what a healthy state this company's in

496
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,391
and to whom that good health is due.

497
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,719
But picture, if you will, some time in the future.

498
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:19,070
Andrew is sitting in his garden, perhaps,

499
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:22,238
just having completed the Times crossword.

500
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,911
Suddenly he thinks of JJM.

501
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:30,516
Don't you think he'd be happier to think of
our doing even bigger and better things?

502
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,551
I know. I'm for expansion.

503
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,909
That's what I would do if I were chosen.

504
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,951
Very well said, Jerry.

505
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,551
And with that end in mind, sir,

506
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,591
I have prepared a format of ..

507
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,515
Format of what?

508
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,951
Of the expansion of the company, sir.

509
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,115
Yeah?

510
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,151
Well, let's have it, then.

511
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,793
Ah...

512
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:57,516
No, no. No. No, fair dos.

513
00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,836
Let Dalby have his initial say first.

514
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:01,712
Very well. Dalby?

515
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:05,439
Could I have my pocket calculator,
please, dear?

516
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:08,552
- What is it?
- I haven't got the format. I must have dropped it.

517
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,034
- Where?
- I don't know.

518
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,549
Well, as I see it sir...

519
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,231
it's a question of mathematics.

520
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:19,472
Assume we take as a... (Coughs) ..premise...

521
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:20,999
(Coughs)

522
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,119
Piece of lettuce.

523
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,117
Oh, give him some water.

524
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,311
He's having a coughing fit.

525
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,071
Would you excuse me for a moment?

526
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,674
You dropped it in our garden, you daft penguin.

527
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,917
- Tom, Barbara, thank you so much.
- Have you blown it yet?

528
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:48,429
I'm playing for time.
Dalby's having a coughing fit.

529
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,552
Give us our taxi fare here and back
and we'll shove off.

530
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,910
I can't tell you how grateful I am.

531
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,270
He's still coughing his head off in there.

532
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,271
Good Lord!

533
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,311
It's Tim, isn't it?

534
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:03,351
Yes, that's right. Tom.

535
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,391
- And er...
- Fatima.

536
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,431
Fatima! Of course, yes.

537
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,429
Just having a night out, are you, chum eh?

538
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,471
No, not really, no.

539
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,636
We just came along to er...

540
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,671
Well, you know, erm...

541
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,791
- Oh, my God!
- Are you all right, sir?

542
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,831
Do you hear what Ted said?

543
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,871
He said...

544
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,911
they just came along.

545
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:30,276
And here's a man who doesn't even
work for the company any more.

546
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:35,078
They just came along to wish me a...
happy retirement.

547
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:38,111
That's Ted for you, sir.

548
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:41,829
Well...

549
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:45,157
Well, I couldn't have been such an ogre,
could I, eh, what?

550
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,999
Not if you two want to come out
on a night like this,

551
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,071
just to wish me all the best.

552
00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:54,192
You never were an ogre, Andy,
more like a cuddly toy.

553
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,560
Cuddly toy?

554
00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:00,154
All the best, Andy, have a really great
retirement. Come on, Barbara.

555
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,191
No, no, no.

556
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:05,153
There's no "just coming along" with me.

557
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,191
You come in and have a drink.

558
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,231
No, honestly, we just came along.

559
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,271
You come in and have a drink!

560
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:13,072
And that's an order.

561
00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:16,192
And how are your gumboils these days,
Mr Snhetterton?

562
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,631
They're much better, thank you.

563
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,079
I'm so glad.

564
00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:25,796
I do think oral hygiene is so important
in an aspiring managing director, don't you?

565
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,794
Well, now, look who's turned up!

566
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,877
How wonderful.

567
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,355
Hello, Good. I thought you were dead.

568
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,519
Well, you'd know more about that than me,
Snetty.

569
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,551
Watch it, Snetty.

570
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:45,036
You don't want to cross swords with this one,
you know.

571
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,673
I tried it once,

572
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,711
and even I had to concede a draw.

573
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:53,515
You came into my office two years ago

574
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:55,551
and you said to me,

575
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,479
"Sir... I'm going to leave you

576
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:01,990
and try my hand at self-sufficiency."

577
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,350
You're too good a man to lose. I said, "No."

578
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:06,553
Remember?

579
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,876
- Yes, I remember.
- You weren't there, Jerry.

580
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,916
Ah, no, no, but...
l remember Tom telling me, didn't you, Tom?

581
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,951
Yes, that's right, I did.

582
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:20,312
It was like two giant wills locked in combat.

583
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:22,351
With this one?

584
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,279
You've always had a strong will,
haven't you, Tim?

585
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:26,993
Not half.

586
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:31,510
I don't mind telling you gentlemen
round this table tonight,

587
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,551
that if Tim were still with JUM,

588
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,199
you'd be hard put to it to stop him
succeeding me.

589
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:42,000
You're looking at the kind of chap I like.

590
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,716
The kind of chap with a style of his own.

591
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,351
Come on, Tim, take your coat off.

592
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,271
Good God!

593
00:28:58,321 --> 00:29:02,871
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